The one that started it all

[Lord_Pluto]

xXx pAiGe xXx says:
This is Federal Marshall Caldwell, I am informing you that you shall be charged with soliciting sexual relations with a minor. We have tracked your address through your computer's unique IP address and have logged this conversation, including your personal details.
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
Do not close this conversation or attempt to go offline
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
Or you shall be further charged with evading a Federal Marshall
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
Soliciting sexual relations with a minor is punishable by up to 6 years in a federal prison
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
Evading a Federal Marshall can add up to 2 years to your sentence
[e-mail] says:
wait, hpow old are you?
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
I am Federal Marshall Steven Caldwell, I am 26 years old and I am part of our agency's chatroom monitoring unit
[e-mail] says:
if you were posing as a minor, you never stated your age and i f=did not know i was talking with a minor
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
I clearly stated my "asl" as 13/f/cali, sir.
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
We have logs of all conversations.
[e-mail] says:
sir, i never saw that posted anywhere
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
I am afraid that that will not stand up as an excuse in a court of law.
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
In addition to that
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
I clearly asked if you were willing to continue a conversation of a sexual nature
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
Stating that you could "get in trubl"
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
A phrase you clearly understood
[e-mail] says:
sir, i never once saw your age, if i would have known you were underage, i would not have been talking to you
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
It will be for the courts to decide if this is true, but I must inform you that in all cases brought before a judge by our unit, over eighty people have claimed that they did not know the age of the person they were talking to, despite being told, and ninety percent of those were imprisoned.
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
Judges do not look kindly on that excuse.
[e-mail] says:
i understand that sir and i truly never saw any posting of you being 13 years old
[e-mail] says:
i do not wish to converse with minors
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
The girl in the pictures was clearly a minor, sir.
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
I am required to ask if you have a lawyer.
[e-mail] says:
sir, i did not know this person was a minor
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
A minor in the states of both California and Florida is defined as a person under 18 years of age.
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
We have undertaken studies of the girls used in our photographs.
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
This person was chosen specifically for the reason that she looked under the age of consent for most states.
[e-mail] says:
are you a us marshall sir?
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
My full title is Federal Marshall
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
Although I believe a US Marshall is held to mean the same thing
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
So yes, I am
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
I must ask again, do you have a lawyer?
[e-mail] says:
shoukd i turn myself in?
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
It may decrease your sentence if you do.
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
But I would need to know the location you plan to turn yourself in at.
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
Any police station is acceptable.
[e-mail] says:
what district should i turn myself into
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
But if you were to tell me that you were going to turn yourself in and did not, I must inform you that your sentence may increase by up to 3 years.
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
Whichever is most convenient for you, sir.
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
As long as you tell me which.
[e-mail] says:
which district do you work in?
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
It is not necessary for you to know any more than you have been told, sir. Further questioning may result in you being charged with harrassment.
[e-mail] says:
ok sorry
[e-mail] says:
sir i will turn myself in
[e-mail] says:
if it will reduce my sentence
[e-mail] says:
i am very sorry sir
xXx pAiGe xXx says:
If your apprehension has not been recorded within one hour of this conversation, you shall be charged with misinforming a Federal Marshall and your sentence will be increased accordingly, so I suggest you hurry.
[e-mail] says:
ok sir i am going now